Victoria's Secret 2007 Fashion Show

[betsy]

Set your DVR's people! Tuesday night CBS is showing the Victoria's Secret Fashion show at 10pm. This year it has the Spice Girls - which should be amusing, if nothing else. Usually I post all the hot outfits (which I will get to eventually) but I thought I'd start out this year with a look at all the crazy (and in my opinion, not so sexy) outfits they sent down the runway. It takes a lot of effort to make an uber hot model in lingerie look stupid, but they managed to make it happen!

I know its supposed to be a set of one kind of lips, but all I see is the other kind. I know I have a smutty mind, but come on:
http://sexybattleboard.com/babes/VS2007/VictoriasSecret2007001.jpg

I can't even talk about the feathers. And they managed to take what was most likely a perfectly good thong and bra and make it horrendous. Plus, I see a tan line on that model. Seriously, that ain't cool:
http://sexybattleboard.com/babes/VS2007/VictoriasSecret2007002.jpg

I love Heidi Klum, but she's starting to not look so hot. And cat eye boobies? Stick to Project Runway!
http://sexybattleboard.com/babes/VS2007/VictoriasSecret2007003.jpg

Lets add some half-assed crap and pretend like this isnt a simple white bra and panty:
http://sexybattleboard.com/babes/VS2007/VictoriasSecret2007004.jpg

Wings + Dali = ? I guess I'm not artsy enough for this one:
http://sexybattleboard.com/babes/VS2007/VictoriasSecret2007005.jpg

God damnit, this one was so close to being normal:
http://sexybattleboard.com/babes/VS2007/VictoriasSecret2007006.jpg

Lingerie plus an umbrella if you need it. Of course!
http://sexybattleboard.com/babes/VS2007/VictoriasSecret2007007.jpg

This model's expression is priceless. I don't think she likes giraffe look:
http://sexybattleboard.com/babes/VS2007/VictoriasSecret2007008.jpg

[betsy]

Heidi looks like she has snowflake diarrhea. And take a look at what they made Seal wear:
http://sexybattleboard.com/babes/VS2007/VictoriasSecret2007009.jpg

A leotard should never be bedazzled:
http://sexybattleboard.com/babes/VS2007/VictoriasSecret2007010.jpg

In case you can't tell, they made this poor chick wear a plastic bell. I like to think of it as a model condom, with sparkles!
http://sexybattleboard.com/babes/VS2007/VictoriasSecret2007011.jpg

Just...no...
http://sexybattleboard.com/babes/VS2007/VictoriasSecret2007012.jpg

License plate on the leg? Sure. Now everyone will know she's from new york, for reals!
http://sexybattleboard.com/babes/VS2007/VictoriasSecret2007013.jpg

A sexy kitten, you are not:
http://sexybattleboard.com/babes/VS2007/VictoriasSecret2007014.jpg

[pogo]

How come they can show nipplage on "Friends", but not on a lingerie show?!

[jpm1970]

me either
strange to me
sleep in that
go figured
more money than brains i guess